20 8 / 2014

"Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine."

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

(via dead-poolanon)

20 8 / 2014

true as fuck zodiac

  • 1: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • 2: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • 3: crayola as fuck
  • 4: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • 5: cutest ever
  • 6: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • 7: weird as hell omg
  • 8: probably satan
  • 9: cute and very sweet
  • 10: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • 11: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • 12: even more crayola than gemini

20 8 / 2014

kedreeva:

  • Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs
  • Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out
  • Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out
  • Upon entering, locate The Path
  • Do not disengage from The Path until you have reached your mission destination. Many have been lost forever to the wilds of IKEA by not obeying this. Very few are ever located again by the sparse store employees.
  • Upon reaching your mission destination, you may disengage from The Path ONLY when accompanied by your partner (physical contact should be maintained- ie, holding hands, holding shirt sleeve, both holding an end of a rope, etc)
  • When you disengage from The Path to acquire the data for your mission objective (ie, the item number for the bookcase, couch, meatballs, etc), it becomes your partner’s responsibility to maintain visual contact with The Path. Much like weeping angel statues, The Path will move if not actively being watched. This will strand you and your partner in the wilds of IKEA, so ensure you choose a partner wisely.
  • Upon acquiring the mission objective data (ie the item number), navigate back to The Path. You may disengage physical contact with your partner once you have safely returned to The Path
  • Do not leave The Path again. It will naturally end at the warehouse/stock section. This is a long, huge hall with many branches.
  • At the entrance of the warehouse section, acquire a cart if necessary. Using your item coordinates, locate your mission objective. Do not leave the main hallway except for the branch where your item is located. Like The Path, the wilds of IKEA sometimes sneak up on travelers that wander the warehouse section
  • Once your item has been loaded, head to the check out section. Do not touch anything in the boxes along the way. They appear to be full of candles or stuffed animals or useful kitchenware; it is a ruse. They are carnivorous.
  • After checking out, exit to the loading area. Load your item, and leave.
  • Do not look in your rearview mirror as you leave. It shouldn’t pursue you if you don’t look back.

(via gunnoises)

20 8 / 2014

comicbookwomen:

Esad Ribic
(X)

comicbookwomen:

Esad Ribic

(X)

(via betsyororo)

19 8 / 2014

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19 8 / 2014

19 8 / 2014

animatedamerican:

hangontothevine:

ydrill:

Cats in piles

Wildly stacked cats

Kitten piles are best piles.

(via gorgeousanon)

19 8 / 2014

artistformerlyknownassnikette:

Magik

Jackie’s Endless List of Favorite Characters

artistformerlyknownassnikette:

Magik

Jackie’s Endless List of Favorite Characters

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19 8 / 2014

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19 8 / 2014

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18 8 / 2014

omgitsbrilliant:

livindavidaloki:

redhjedi:

The Hulk ain’t never lied.

I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

Omg, it’s true

(Source: pipeschapman, via heartofalifer)

18 8 / 2014

everybodyilovedies:

They’re back together and I’m SO. HAPPY. :DDDDD

(via likeomgftw)

18 8 / 2014

okinowa:

Oh

okinowa:

Oh

(Source: sebpatrick, via scullys-mulder)

18 8 / 2014

comicbookartwork:

Cyclops by Skottie Young

comicbookartwork:

Cyclops by Skottie Young

(via dead-poolanon)

18 8 / 2014